Mishaps in Spain no. 8

Hello and welcome to another fun episode of MIS. In this issue we will explore the profound depths of human intellect in all its glory. To begin with, lets talk about my experiences this last week or so. Well, I went on the tour to Andorra and Barcelona (BCN). It was pretty awesome. I absolutely loved Andorra. We stayed in the Hotel d´Urgell in the capital city, Andorra la Vella. Its a large town amidst these rugged mountain. Barely squeezed in there like I don´t know how. There are houses perched up on cliffs, like you wouldn´t want to be a sleep walker and live up there. There is something that looks a lot like the Trans American Pyramid, but it is smaller. Turns ou that it is part of a gigantic spa called Caldea. Yes we went to it. It was pretty expensive, but the school paid for it, so its all good. We went to the spa the first evening for three hours. Next day we left and went back down south to the illustrious city of Barcelona, capital of the controversial region of Cataluña. BCN is a cool city, but it is still a really big city. What I liked more was what we stopped at on the way there. The Monasteri de Montserrat (Cátalan). I have really started to like monasteries. In order to be secluded and to reduce the chance that things will grow up around them they were usually put in remote, rugged places, such as the top of a near vertical granite mountain range. At least that is where Montserrat is. There was fog blowing by, rather cold. I have pictures at www.myspace.com/palawan I think that there is also a picture of the little pyramid at Caldea.

In BCN we went to the Museu de Picasso. It was a museum his early works. He actually started out doing normal paintings. He did some very nice ones. There were hardly any weird paintings in it. I guess he got weirder as he got older. We had a lot of free time there, so we did a lot of just walking the streets looking at the different espectaculos. No sé como se dice en inglés. We went to the Sagrad Familia cathedral which was very awesome, but also very strange. It was apparently a design that Gaudí had started, but they didn´t actually start work on it until after his death. Work was started in 1955. They still have a long way to go, although they have done a lot already. This thing is huge. The pillars inside are made to look like tree trunks, and they branch out at the top; really weird. I have pictures.

We went to the 1992 Olympics stadium. Also to another Cathedral. Just a normal gigantic gothic one. You know the really old kind. The last night we were there I went with five other people from our group to a fancy French restaurant. Our waitress was Filipino. I didn´t talk to her in Tagalog though. It is really hard for me to even speak Pelawan with myself! My brain always wants to switch back to Spanish. Just before we left to come back on Thursday, I went to a knife store run by some middle eastern people and bought a butterfly knife. There were a ton of cool swords in there too. They also had an AK47 in the window. The knife was a birthday present to myself. I used the money though that someone else had given me for my birthday, so its all good.

I forgot to mention. Last day in BCN when were looking at some gothic structures near the center plaza, Brandon hurled on the cobblestone. I´d never seen someone ralph on cobblestone before, but its not like retching on the road, but more like puking on the floor. It was really gross. I almost called Europe myself. Yuck!!! Anyway.

Well, right now I´m working on finishing up the trimestre. Good luck to me.

God Bless,

Jesús va a volver muy pronto. ¿Estás listo?

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riojano says:

  

¡Oye tío! ¿Cómo te va, chaval? Me encanta leer lo que esta pasando contigo

ahí en el CAS (Cárcel de Alta Seguridad). Espero que la comida sea rica,

aunque sea del comedor.

¿Pudiste bajar a Puerto antes de que llegara el invierno? Me encantó pasear

por la playa, sobre todo cuando se pone un poco frío y los turistas se van.

Dale saludos de mi parte a Ana Fernandez, y a José Aniorte. Intentaré

mantenerme en contacto un poco mejor que lo estoy haciendo ahora.

 

Daniel

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christopher says:

I was curious enough to plug riojano's post into freetranslation.com.  How'd it do? 

It hears uncle!  How goes you, kid?  I love to read what this passing with you there in the CAS (maximum security Jail).  I expect that the food be rich, although be of the dining room. 

You could descend to Port before the winter arrived?  I loved to stroll by the beach, above all when a little cold is put and the tourists go. 

You give him greetings of my part to Ana Fernandez, and to José Aniorte.  I will try maintain me in contact a little better than it I am doing now.

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christopher says:

Hey Timothy, I checked out your myspace but it wouldn't allow me to access your photos without logging in -- I don't have a login.  If we made a photo album available here at NLD would you post here instead or as well?  I'd love to see your pictures!

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riojano says:

The translation isn't too bad. If you use your imagination a little bit, it kind of makes sense.

 The first two phrases don't translate very literally, obviously. Just reading it makes me laugh.

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christopher says:

We laughed too.  I pasted the whole thing as the translation engine spit it out just because it was so funny.  Hope you didn't mind me taking that liberty! :)

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riojano says:

I don't mind you taking the liberty at all. It is entertaining.

Here's the non-computer-generated translation. Let's see if I can improve on freetranslation.com's rendering.

Hey Dude! How are you doing, bro? I enjoy reading about what is going on with you there at CAS (High Security Jail). I hope the food is good, even though it is from the cafeteria.

Did you get a chance to go to Puerto before winter arrived? I enjoyed walking on the beach, especially when it gets a little cold and the tourists leave.

Tell Ana Fernandez and Jose Aniorte hi for me. I will try to do better at staying in touch than I am doing now.

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christopher says:

Shouldn't CAS translate to HSJ?

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riojano says:

Thanks for pointing out the discrepancy. 

There are some things you just can't translate, puns don't make sense in another language. :-)

Colegio Adventista de Sagunto doesn't make sense with any other acronym.

I've heard the word BIBLE stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth". Here's what freetranslation.com did with that one..."Las Instrucciones básicas antes de Salir la Tierra". Let's see...LIBADSLT?

I don't know. We could call CAS, HSJ, for illustrative purposes here. 

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tgeorge says:

Wow, that was a very interesting discussion that y´all had. The translation was very interesting from that website jaja! In response to your question Christopher, I would be happy to post pictures here if there was some way for me to do it. Christina has a lot of my pictures, and I can give here new ones when she gets on.

Actually I do kind of feel like I am in a jail right now. I´ve been pretty sick the past couple days, and it just seems to be getting worse, so I´ve been hibernating in my room. Mostly in my bed though. Somtimes they remember to bring me food, but mostly they forget. But it usually isn´t very good anyway, especially when I´m sick.

Adeu

Until next time 

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